anyhow? For real, just make it stop.)
I trained glutes 2-3 times a week. I squatted, lunged, and deadlifted all the way. By the way, have you noticed that nobody has ever written a song about a small butt? They say big butts don’t lie, but on Instagram they do. All. The. Time. Given all of that “research,” the only skill I have recently learned is how to spot butt implants on fitness models and celebrities. No shame in your game, girlfriend, but just insult my intelligence by telling us “it’s real”…..
But I tried. HARD. And every time I would get in them jeans and look in the mirror, my butt wasn’t big enough. Every time I would wear a my shortie shorts, I would turn around to capture my bootyliciousness with carefully crafted poses in my bathroom mirror (God forbid someone saw me do this)….;like mirror, mirror, validate my awesomeness! L L